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Famous Lies of Rock & Roll @ MusiciansBuyLine.com

Famous or Not, These are some of the Lies Of Rock & Roll spoken by musicians down through the years.
If you don't get caught in a lie is it the same as telling the truth?

I wanta Rock and Roll all night and party everyday...
Still like that old time Rock & Roll...

  • Check's in the mail.
  • When we make money, you'll make money.
  • Why would I lie about a thing like that
  • I'll pay you when I get paid.
  • Sure, we have enough material for four hours.
  • We're hot!
  • We're not loud.
  • We rock audiences all over the world...
  • It's killer.
  • You'll love it.
  • It's in the mix.
  • Sounds good to me.
  • Lies never hurt anybody
  • We're awesome.
  • It's supposed to sound like that.
  • We make things happen.
  • We don't get drunk on stage.
  • We'll pay you more next time.
  • The crowd loved us.
  • We're a high energy Rock &Roll act.
  • Our Classic Rock & Roll is fresh...
  • When I make money, you'll make money.
  • We'll knock your socks off.
  • We know all the current Top 40.
  • It's real.
  • No ego problems here.
  • Our music is very tastefully done.
  • We were wildly popular back in the day...
  • We're very crowd sensitive.
  • We're very good, we just need a break.
  • You can trust me.
  • I'm always ready.
  • I'm not lying, really I'm not married
  • I've got a backer with money.
  • I own my equipment.
  • I've got transportation
  • It's only a cold sore.
  • We're famous around this area.
  • We look forward to rockin' the house
  • I've got connections.
  • We're gonna do some originals
  • We Rock out every show as if it were the last day on earth...
  • We have never missed a show
  • I play better when I'm drunk
  • Practice hurts my style.
  • Trust me.
  • It will be a rocking event
  • We're not just a band, we're a show.
  • I don't do drugs.
  • We'll work it in tomorrow night.
  • We have seen it all
  • There'll be someone there to help you unload.
  • The hall has great acoustics.
  • The band will be on time.
  • I'll pay you at intermission.
  • We'll have it ready before tonight.
  • It's on the truck.
  • I checked it myself.
  • The roadie took care of it.
  • The stage mix sounds just like the program mix.
  • No need to bring your system, we have a great house PA.
  • It'll be over by midnight.
  • We'll have plenty of time for a sound check.
  • I am singing on key, the PA's screwing up.
  • It never rains there, besides there's a covered loading dock.
  • Someone will be there early to let you in.
  • The show starts at 8.
  • Don't worry we have a stage crew.
  • You won't have any trouble finding the place.
  • The other band will be glad to let you use their PA.
  • You can depend on me.
  • Sure it sounds fine at the back of the hall.
  • We were voted best rock band...
  • Rock & Roll Is My Life...
  • I have never worked a day job...
  • I don't lie
  • It's not you, It's me...
  • If you believe it, then it's not a lie.
  • There's more to life than money.
  • We've opened for some really big name, famous rock & roll acts...

    I'm sure there are many more Famous Lies of Rock & Roll. As we hear these lies we will post them here.

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