Famous Lies of Rock & Roll

Famous Lies of Rock & Roll @ MusiciansBuyLine.com

Famous or Not, These are some of the Lies Of Rock & Roll spoken by musicians down through the years.
If you don't get caught in a lie is it the same as telling the truth?

I wanta Rock and Roll all night and party everyday...
Still like that old time Rock & Roll...

• Check's in the mail.
• When we make money, you'll make money.
• Why would I lie about a thing like that
• I'll pay you when I get paid.
• Sure, we have enough material for four hours.
• We're hot!
• We're not loud.
• We rock audiences all over the world...
• It's killer.
• You'll love it.
• It's in the mix.
• Sounds good to me.
• Lies never hurt anybody
• We're awesome.
• It's supposed to sound like that.
• We make things happen.
• We don't get drunk on stage.
• We'll pay you more next time.
• The crowd loved us.
• We're a high energy Rock &Roll act.
• Our Classic Rock & Roll is fresh...
• When I make money, you'll make money.
• We'll knock your socks off.
• We know all the current Top 40.
• It's real.
• No ego problems here.
• Our music is very tastefully done.
• We were wildly popular back in the day...
• We're very crowd sensitive.
• We're very good, we just need a break.
• You can trust me.
• I'm always ready.
• I'm not lying, really I'm not married
• I've got a backer with money.
• I own my equipment.
• I've got transportation
• It's only a cold sore.
• We're famous around this area.
• We look forward to rockin' the house
• I've got connections.
• We're gonna do some originals
• We Rock out every show as if it were the last day on earth...
• We have never missed a show
• I play better when I'm drunk
• Practice hurts my style.
• Trust me.
• It will be a rocking event
• We're not just a band, we're a show.
• I don't do drugs.
• We'll work it in tomorrow night.
• We have seen it all
• There'll be someone there to help you unload.
• The hall has great acoustics.
• The band will be on time.
• I'll pay you at intermission.
• We'll have it ready before tonight.
• It's on the truck.
• I checked it myself.
• The roadie took care of it.
• The stage mix sounds just like the program mix.
• No need to bring your system, we have a great house PA.
• It'll be over by midnight.
• We'll have plenty of time for a sound check.
• I am singing on key, the PA's screwing up.
• It never rains there, besides there's a covered loading dock.
• Someone will be there early to let you in.
• The show starts at 8.
• Don't worry we have a stage crew.
• You won't have any trouble finding the place.
• The other band will be glad to let you use their PA.
• You can depend on me.
• Sure it sounds fine at the back of the hall.
• We were voted best rock band...
• Rock & Roll Is My Life...
• I have never worked a day job...
• I don't lie
• It's not you, It's me...
• If you believe it, then it's not a lie.
• There's more to life than money.
• We've opened for some really big name, famous rock & roll acts...

  I'm sure there are many more Famous Lies of Rock & Roll. As we hear these lies we will post them here.