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Read 'em and weep. We've all heard 'em and many of us have actually told a few of these "Famous Lies" of Rock & Roll. "Lies, Lies I can't believe a word you've said. Lies, Lies You're breakin' my heart."

Sit back and enjoy these infamous lies of rock and roll.

• There's more to life than money.
• Check's in the mail.
• When we make money, you'll make money.
• I'll pay you when I get paid.
• Sure, we have enough material for four hours.
• We're hot!
• We're not loud.
• It's killer.
• You'll love it.
• It's in the mix.
• Sounds good to me.
• We're awesome.
• It's supposed to sound like that.
• We make things happen.
• We don't get drunk on stage.
• We'll pay you more next time.
• The crowd loved us.
• We're a high energy rock & roll act.
• When I make money, you'll make money.
• We'll knock your socks off.
• We know all the current Top 40.
• It's real.
• No ego problems here.
• Our music is very tastefully done.
• We're very crowd sensitive.
• We're very good, we just need a break.
• You can trust me.
• I'm always ready.
• I've got a backer with money.
• I own my equipment.
• I've got transportation
• It's only a cold sore.
• We're famous around this area.
• I've got connections.
• We're gonna do some originals
• I play better when I'm drunk
• Practice hurts my style.
• Trust me.
• We're not just a band, we're a show.
• I don't do drugs.
• We'll work it in tomorrow night.
• There'll be someone there to help you unload.
• The hall has great acoustics.
• The band will be on time.
• I'll pay you at intermission.
• We'll have it ready before tonight.
• It's on the truck.
• I checked it myself.
• The roadie took care of it.
• The stage mix sounds just like the program mix.
• No need to bring your system, we have a great house PA.
• It'll be over by midnight.
• We'll have plenty of time for a sound check.
• I am singing on key, the PA's screwing up.
• It never rains there, besides there's a covered loading dock.
• Someone will be there early to let you in.
• The show starts at 8.
• Don't worry we have a stage crew.
• You won't have any trouble finding the place.
• The other band will be glad to let you use their PA.
• You can depend on me.
• Sure it sounds fine at the back of the hall.